Q: I’ve been considering
getting a bikini wax. What do you think?
Waxing Poetic in Virginia
Anne: “Waxing Poetic.” Haha.
Clever name. But on to the question. I have to admit, I know nothing about
waxing so I looked it up online. Color me surprised when I found there are
several types of ways to wax pubic hair and hair around the anus. I mean, you
can take all of it off or parts of it. Who knew? To tell you the truth, it all
sounded painful. I mean, have you ever waxed your eyebrows? Or under your arms?
OUCH! Just the thought of causing pain “down there,” is enough to make me
appreciate the hair God gave me and to leave it alone. Plus, there are health
concerns, did you know? For instance, if you have diabetes, you shouldn’t get
waxed. Or if you’re pregnant. (Who the hell—pardon my French—would worry about
getting it done if you’re about to give birth??) I wouldn’t do it, so how could
I advise you to do any different?
Now for once I have to agree
with Anne—this sounds painful. So why would any woman go through with it? I’m
not sure but I think it’s because men LOVE it! They love the smoothness of the
skin, the lack of hair for oral sex (for those wonderful men who GIVE oral sex,
the lazy bastards), and (let’s face it) the sense of the forbidden when their
lover feels like a young girl. What pervs!
So you know all those times
we as women of the Lib Era said we should NOT dress for men, act for men, or
live our lives for men? Well, forget it when it comes to ripping out public
hair by the roots. Does the thought bring tears to your eyes? Suck it up!
You’ll thank your Brazilian waxer when your man sighs in your ear and can’t
wait to keep you up all night with hot sex of all varieties.
Put that way, where’re those
Yellow Pages??
