Q:
My God! My girlfriend is demanding sex three and four times a day all of a
sudden. I'm virile and my spirit is willing, but the flesh just can't take it.
I can't study, I can't read or watch TV without her climbing on me and wanting
my cock inside her. She even got her bush waxed! I asked her what she ate that made her like this—she used
to be sweet and unassuming, giving me sex whenever I wanted it, but never
initiating—and she got mad. Said if I couldn't give her what she needed, she'd
find someone who could. I'm afraid to have the guys over to watch a ballgame
for fear she might have a different "ball game" in mind. What the hell
do I do??
Anne:
Something has changed for this woman and I suggest you find out quickly what it
is. She doesn't do drugs or anything, does she? Has she changed her friends?
Taken a feminine empowerment class or something? You can't address the
situation until you know the root cause, so look for that.
Dee:
What the hell is wrong with you??? She has obviously discovered what you
haven't pointed out to her yet: Women love sex, too. And not by being "sweet
and unassuming," available at your beck and call. Someone has alerted her
to her sexuality, and it wasn't you, Bud.
So.
Your choices are what?
- You start taking vitamins and working out instead of sitting on your butt watching TV. That way maybe you'd be able to keep up with her.
- You call your friends over regularly and have sex with the girlfriend night. (Not recommended unless the two of you are into kinky stuff.)
- Make a trip to Adam and Eve.com and buy her some toys. That way she can satisfy herself. On those times you join in the fun, it will be even better for her. The remote control egg can bring a woman off in under a minute and it's always ready and willing. Or maybe try a nice rabbit that does the pussy and clit at the same time.
- Be imaginative, jerk, and find alternative ways to satisfy her when you're a little tired or have a headache. (Poor baby.) By that, I mean suck her off. Learn to be the world's greatest expert in cunnilingus, and she'll be yours forever.
There
are a lot of guys out there who would love to have your problem, you know. A
woman who wants to fuck all the time? A blessing, man, a blessing. And if you
don't do something like what I've described above, one of them is going to end
up with your girlfriend.
